Newton's Folly

Thu Mar 29

Bosnoxious

Bosnoxious: Displaying the worst qualities of being a Bostonian. Used to describe a Boston resident who loves the Red Sox to an unhealthy degree, brays when he/she speaks, begins every sentence with the word ‘dude’, enjoys public drunkenness, and announcing loudly how many ‘beahs’ he/she consumed ‘that one time’, and is generally an affront to the visual and auditory senses.

Sentence usage: You can’t possibly date that guy, he’s completely Bosnoxious!

Bosnoxian: One who is Bosnoxious

Sentence usage: Those fucking Bosnoxians completely crowded the train after the Red Sox game.