Newton's Folly: Archive

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Nov 29th

Oct 24th

Oct 13th

This Is One Of My New Favorite Websites →

Oct 13th

Aug 31st

I Want This More Than I Want World Peace

http://www.outblush.com/women/home/kitchen/giant-cupcake-cake-pan/

Aug 31st

I Had A Dream

Last night I dreamt that there was something called a hamburger donut. It looked like a hamburger, but I bet it tasted like a donut. Laura and I went to the store to buy them, and then I was late for class. I also dreamt that Erik and I got drunk and ate a sandwich.

Apr 25th

“Art History majors need not apply”

– a job add on Craigslist

Apr 17th

“PLANET OF TERROR is directed by Robert Rodriquez, which is all I need to say. In...”

– From some dude’s (Neill Cumpston’s) blog review of Grindhouse. I LOVE THIS QUOTE-not to mention the fact that it is infinitely more entertaining than “Planet of Terror” itself.

Apr 15th

Things I Wish I Had Done With My 10$ Rather Than...

Bought a liter of raw sewage Bought 2-week old sushi Bought Oprah’s book of the month Made the 10$ bill into a paper crane, and then left it on the train

Apr 14th

GRINDHOUSE

The last time I walked out of a movie it was 1986. I had gone to see the re-release of Sleeping Beauty, and became upset at the memory of the evil queen turning into a dragon. I made my parents take me home. Today, I had to walk out of “Grindhouse.” Since it has been over 20 years since I last walked out of a film, you have to bet that this one was pretty terrible. Yes, yes, I...

Apr 14th

Mar 29th

Bosnoxious

Bosnoxious: Displaying the worst qualities of being a Bostonian. Used to describe a Boston resident who loves the Red Sox to an unhealthy degree, brays when he/she speaks, begins every sentence with the word ‘dude’, enjoys public drunkenness, and announcing loudly how many ‘beahs’ he/she consumed ‘that one time’, and is generally an affront to the visual and...

Mar 29th

I wish Aimee was a radio show so that I could laugh at her poor ratings. -Ira Glass

Mar 29th

Mar 28th

This American Life

I wish that This American Life was a living being- so that when I become Dictator of the World, I could chop of its head, and display it on a pike in front of Ira Glass’ house.

Mar 28th

Jonathan Lethem

I met this fellow yesterday. A good friend of mine asked me to get her copy of Fortress Of Solitude signed. Not only had I not read any of his work, I had heard his name mentioned for the first time only a couple of weeks ago. While I was standing in line, I briefly considered the possibility that one day, I would read one of this guy’s books, love it, and be upset that I didn’t get...

Mar 28th